The health of his team, if not the country, is of utmost importance to Pete. That's why he has spoke out on the recent epidemic the Trojans are facing. This is no laughing matter. This is jock itch. That's right. It is speculated that 25% of the team members are afflicted. In his usual quest for answers, Pete has revealed the likely source for the outbreak: compression shorts.
We here at the campaign feel wide receiver Travon Patterson summed up the situation best: "It burns."
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